|Mrytle the turtle|
|There once was a turtle named |
|She once was pain in the bum|
|She once told her mother|
|"I saw a shark!"|
|"ha ha ha mom I fooled you"|
"mrytle that is not funny"
"yes it is"
|then Mrytle said to her best |
"your mom told me about it"
|One day Mrytle actlly saw a shark and yelled out loud to the whole town "I saw a shark" and the whole town yelled "your mom told us"|
|"wow news travels fast"|
|"But I'm not joking around this time"|
"yes you are"
|and that shark swam over and ate everyone in the town but everyone in the sharks belly [huh?]|
|and shook the sharks stomic|
|and he threw up everyone and everything he ate.|